Go to the edge of the cliff and jump off. Build your wings on the way down.– Ray Bradbury, quoted by author Jacqueline Woodson at the 2010 Society of Children’s Book Writers & Illustrators (She actually said, “First you jump off the cliff, then you build the wings.” It’s hard to tell from the Internet which was his actual wording, but her paraphrase is fittingly poetic....
Yo, Peep This Shit!: The world is just a big High... →
one of my favorite comedy guys has a blog. enjoy!
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Don’t ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody.– J.D. Salinger (via dunford)
kevindebacker: Favorite line: ”I’m gonna go no plug, raw.” anthonyking: I’m so excited about the UCBCOMEDY Beta Teams. The first video from The Brig!
berrebbi: So true. katespencer: Last night Appel IMed me, super pumped about the PeeWee shoot and gearing up to edit into the night. It got me thinking about my old friend Eric Appel (aka Steve Gradt, Badingding,The Ghost of Eric Appel, etc) and how he has always - always - been infectiously excited about whatever he’s doing. Ever since he started putting up shows at UCB (Dark Side of the...
Still without a doppelganger!
'Catcher in the Rye' author J.D. Salinger dies -... →
RIP. Raise high the roof beam, carpenters.
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Tonight at SuperEgo!
… here’s my actual theory beyond, uh, the huge, hilarious jokes I have. Here’s...– Bill Hicks (via filigrees) (via birminghamdrunk) Love it. Most people aren’t real humans until they get a driver’s license. At least a learner’s permit. (via stfuconservatives) (via poisonoushoneysuckles)
I’d rather regret the things I have done than the things I have not.– Lucille Ball (via littlemiss) (via iyambmw) (via wellthatsjustgreat) (via bridgecomedy)
halphillips: When you’re in a frenzied, anxiety-ridden state of mind, what calms you down? Bonus points if it helps you focus when your mind was previously all over the place. Rephrased: what is like weed, but doesn’t make you stupid? Informercials or QVC. I don’t know why but I find them very soothing and linear.
patbaer: joshruben: erockappel: dangurewitch: Honest Twister Commercial. Written by me, directed by Josh - whose expressions make me laugh to no end. A quick and fun one. Left hand ass, right hand digg it. Ha! This is great! A fun, quick and very awkward day (for me, anyway). The actresses in this are sports of a different level. They insisted I was being too nervous about touching...
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davebluvband: Uhh… amazing! Am enjoying the cheese posts. If you want to merge with my incipient cheese ball posts, please let me know.
Reblog with what people have said you look like...
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Another Wikipedia Binge: Hasidic Judaism
jeffscherer: I’ve lived in Brooklyn for most of the past 16 years. When I lived in Park Slope, I would get stopped by the same guy about once a month and asked if I was Jewish. (I kind of wish I’d said yes at least once.) I remember being shocked the first time I visited my landlord’s office in Borough Park, or walked up Eastern Parkway, or took up a cab up the Brooklyn-Queens Expressway and...
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