johnrobertwilson: Shot Gun Blues I wish John...
thanks for the no-rain, weather
rubysneakers: BUT can we get it a bit cooler? just a touch? i look stupid and feel uncomfortable in summer clothes! come on! i just gotta deal with it? GAH FINE I GUESS. FAIL!
Did this girl from Long Island proud. Also, this is no time for glitter. patbaer: Mall Store Bailout I have my first line in a College Humor video. Long, long shoot. Also, I know that whole monologue by heart. Ask for it some time.
HONEY BADGER! Holy crap! spolikeluzhate: I’m gonna start attacking life like a Honey Badger! I’m psyched for the 2 hour naps! -SPO
How many libertarians does it take to screw in a...
willzone: shorterexcerpts: afghanibanani: Libertarians never change lightbulbs, because someone might enter the room who wants to sit in the dark. Just get the government out of the light-bulb changing industry, and the free market will find a way to invent lightbulbs that change themselves. How did you know my lights were out? Keep the government out of my living room.
Billie Mays Dead At 50 - Billie Mays →
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Tourist Trap: Remembering Michael Jackson | The... →
At about :55, a middle-aged tourist in pink and white polyester is doing the Thriller zombie dance while walking past the camera. However, it looks like she’s been walking that way all along, and she appears to keep doing it as she moves along.
The last line is the best. patbaer: ucbcomedyny: The Cornish Game Hen Maneuver. Written by and starring John Frusciante. 1000 Times Yes!
New Bar Will Feature City's 'Most Extensive... →
UCB the McDonalds of Improv?
Possible responses: 1. Clearly, the Magnet is Burger King; the PIT is Wendy’s; GCI is Hardee’s. The Annoyance Theater is a dim sum palace. 2. Huh? 3. I’d like a Reuben Williams with extra cheese and pickles, please. For various and sundry reasons, I will not add a serious and analytical response to the post below, which actually deserves it. benzado: frankhejl: ...
Now this is a mailing list I’d like to be on. shortmikeshort: Just got this message, if you’re interested email me at shortmikeshort at gmail dot com and I’ll put you in contact with Jessica Jones. *** From: Jones, Jessica Sent: Wed 24/06/2009 17:03 Subject: Lightsabres and Starships! Hello there, On Friday June 26th June we will be filming 2 sequences for our series Physics of the...
Proust by way of Costco. →
Some years ago I was in a stationary store with a lesbian friend and my then...– Obnoxious & Inappropriate - Dale Sorenson’s Blog: Being Wrong, By Being Right This is what gay pride is all about, Charlie Brown. Truly, without a hint of snark. My eyes filled a bit reading this.
purns: Wanna Be Startin’ Somethin’
katespencer: purns: Human Nature
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Consumerist - Nearly all "Eco" Product Claims Are... →
I heart plastic-wrapped bright-white eco-Ts.