June 2009
113 posts
May 2009
74 posts
- Nicole Lapin: What do you think the future of the Republican party is? Who exactly is in charge? Do you think Rush Limbaugh is in charge of the Republican party these days?
- Arnold Schwarzenegger: Well, I think that they say that Rush Limbaugh is the 800 lb. gorilla in the Republican Party, but I think that's mean-spirited to say that -- because I think he's down to 650 lbs. I think one should be fair to him about this whole thing.
Last night I saw the greatest joke I have ever seen. I am utterly beside myself. If I live a thousand years I’ll never tell a joke this good. At a fabulous, expensive, traditional Jewish wedding, in a majestic hall filled with flowers, surrounded by gardens, for 200 of his friends and family, the groom gave a beautiful, touching, heartfelt, solemn speech about the key to a successful wedding:
Communication, Love, Integrity, Trust.
Perhaps someday I will be fortunate enough to get my own heart’s desire:
A Nice Understanding Soul.
” —Obnoxious & Inappropriate - Dale Sorenson’s Blog: The Greatest Joke Ever ToldIs RH becoming the next RW? P’raps. I’d love to see a Duel between the NJ and OC housewives, personally.
I second the call for a Real Housewives of Boston. There are so many opportunities for TV gold in the Bean and beyond. Mansions in Weston, townhouses on Marlborough Street, yachts that toot around Nantucket sound and Range Rovers covered in ACK stickers. Old money and new money coming together in a cluster fuck of Jack Rogers sandals, Vera Bradley and Nantucket Reds. WASPs need some media love, Bravo!
UGH, SNORESVILLE!
Who CARES about a bunch of pearl necklace cunts? Let’s get Real Housewives of Boston popping, people! Ya know, the kind with mansions in Cambridge and cottages on the Vineyard? The kind with the whale pants and the vodka cranberries and chunky gold jewelery that hasn’t been acceptable anywhere in the country since the 1980s? That’d be the jam right there. That’d be like Atlanta x2.
- Guy at dinner: You're a comedian? But you haven't said anything funny yet.
- Me: What's your job? Did you do it during dinner?
Somebody please join me. Herring!
Wilco (w/ Feist) - You and I
…. i feel like i can taste summer when i hear this song. summer jams in full effect.