- Nicole Lapin: What do you think the future of the Republican party is? Who exactly is in charge? Do you think Rush Limbaugh is in charge of the Republican party these days?
- Arnold Schwarzenegger: Well, I think that they say that Rush Limbaugh is the 800 lb. gorilla in the Republican Party, but I think that's mean-spirited to say that -- because I think he's down to 650 lbs. I think one should be fair to him about this whole thing.
Last night I saw the greatest joke I have ever seen. I am utterly beside myself. If I live a thousand years I’ll never tell a joke this good. At a fabulous, expensive, traditional Jewish wedding, in a majestic hall filled with flowers, surrounded by gardens, for 200 of his friends and family, the groom gave a beautiful, touching, heartfelt, solemn speech about the key to a successful wedding:
Communication, Love, Integrity, Trust.
Perhaps someday I will be fortunate enough to get my own heart’s desire:
A Nice Understanding Soul.” —Obnoxious & Inappropriate - Dale Sorenson’s Blog: The Greatest Joke Ever Told
- Guy at dinner: You're a comedian? But you haven't said anything funny yet.
- Me: What's your job? Did you do it during dinner?