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for those with a short attention- Oh look, something shiny for my nest!


Ask me stuff. I'm pretty smart.

May 13, 2012 at 3:28pm
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Via Mom

bizarrozero:

Me: love you.

Mom: love you. More than you’ll ever know.

We lost Mom in March just shy of her 67th birthday.

I had so much to say, but I am suddenly at a loss for words.

Suffice it to say that I am celebrating mothers day by watching The mets blow a lead, and likely ordering challah French toast from Odessa on avenue a in memorium.

February 13, 2012 at 3:58pm
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bizarrozero:

Why, why, why?
Seriously.  I’ve got nothing to do but why and whine right now.
Mom: In hospital with vascular damage and associated complications.
Aunt: In hospital with heart attack.
Me: Out of hospital, terribly sore, awaiting chemotherapy.
What The Fuck did we do?  We’re relatively good people.  Seriously.  I am at a loss.  Do I need to find religion?
What to do?
and WHY?
My heart is as blue as my bruised wrist.

bizarrozero:

Why, why, why?

Seriously. I’ve got nothing to do but why and whine right now.

Mom: In hospital with vascular damage and associated complications.

Aunt: In hospital with heart attack.

Me: Out of hospital, terribly sore, awaiting chemotherapy.

What The Fuck did we do? We’re relatively good people. Seriously.
I am at a loss. Do I need to find religion?

What to do?

and WHY?

My heart is as blue as my bruised wrist.

January 29, 2012 at 7:22pm
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justmako:

Someone please get this book for me.

justmako:

Someone please get this book for me.

January 28, 2012 at 12:45am
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Wish this was my kitchen.

Wish this was my kitchen.

(Source: sweethomestyle, via ghouldilocks)

12:39am
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Reblogged from patbaer

Three things I will get this year.

I plan on getting tattoos when my treatments are over! Let’s get this done in 2012!

patbaer:

1. New glasses*

2. New Headshots**

3. A Tattoo.***

*I need a new prescription and frames. It’s been like 3 or 4 years.

**New glasses means new headshots, so I don’t have to wear my old glasses to auditions.

***If I drop in weight down to 210 pounds sometime in 2012. Maybe I will, maybe I won’t. It’s my reward/reminder. Yes, 210 is my goal weight. I have 23 pounds to lose before I get tatted up. 

12:38am
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dynamoe:

I initially hated the nickname of “The Beast” for the UCBeast. It seems forced. It brings to mind either a shitty morning zoo slot or some college-town sandwich shop that’s been in continuous operation since like, the mid-1960s and all their sandwiches have funny names and come with sprouts. The only reason anyone eats there is either because of tradition or that the 80+ year old owner is such a character, but the sandwiches are basically indedible. There’s wood-paneling in there and it’s not very clean. Yuck.
I forgot what point I was making, but I made this mascot for UCBeast.

dynamoe:

I initially hated the nickname of “The Beast” for the UCBeast. It seems forced. It brings to mind either a shitty morning zoo slot or some college-town sandwich shop that’s been in continuous operation since like, the mid-1960s and all their sandwiches have funny names and come with sprouts. The only reason anyone eats there is either because of tradition or that the 80+ year old owner is such a character, but the sandwiches are basically indedible. There’s wood-paneling in there and it’s not very clean. Yuck.

I forgot what point I was making, but I made this mascot for UCBeast.

(via williebhines)

12:36am
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(Source: omgthatdress, via ghouldilocks)

January 24, 2012 at 2:08am
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bizarrozero:

Sorry I’ve been so behind.  Mood, fatigue, and distractions abound.  Here’s a little something to remember me by till I’m hilarious/observational/ranty again.

not safe for mealtime!   or cow fans!  or tender tummies!

But it’s SCIENCE! So it’s OK.  And the cow doesn’t seem to mind.

2:08am
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Okay, who liked “Truth or Dare” (the film?)

julieklausner:

Madonna Express Yourself- Blond Ambition Tour HQ (by daydream1900)

No one will ever touch her or even come close, I’m sorry.

2:06am
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Awesome!
patbaer:

Simple. Clever. 

Awesome!

patbaer:

Simple. Clever.