Someone please get this book for me.
Three things I will get this year.
I plan on getting tattoos when my treatments are over! Let’s get this done in 2012!
1. New glasses*
2. New Headshots**
3. A Tattoo.***
*I need a new prescription and frames. It’s been like 3 or 4 years.
**New glasses means new headshots, so I don’t have to wear my old glasses to auditions.
***If I drop in weight down to 210 pounds sometime in 2012. Maybe I will, maybe I won’t. It’s my reward/reminder. Yes, 210 is my goal weight. I have 23 pounds to lose before I get tatted up.
I initially hated the nickname of “The Beast” for the UCBeast. It seems forced. It brings to mind either a shitty morning zoo slot or some college-town sandwich shop that’s been in continuous operation since like, the mid-1960s and all their sandwiches have funny names and come with sprouts. The only reason anyone eats there is either because of tradition or that the 80+ year old owner is such a character, but the sandwiches are basically indedible. There’s wood-paneling in there and it’s not very clean. Yuck.
I forgot what point I was making, but I made this mascot for UCBeast.
(via williebhines)
Sorry I’ve been so behind. Mood, fatigue, and distractions abound. Here’s a little something to remember me by till I’m hilarious/observational/ranty again.
not safe for mealtime! or cow fans! or tender tummies!
But it’s SCIENCE! So it’s OK. And the cow doesn’t seem to mind.
Okay, who liked “Truth or Dare” (the film?)
Madonna Express Yourself- Blond Ambition Tour HQ (by daydream1900)
No one will ever touch her or even come close, I’m sorry.
Bizarro Patient Zero: Deep breath...a long listy venty post. →
- 10/31/11: Surgery to remove tumor margins and temporarily resect colon to allow reconnection later. Surgery takes eight hours.
- Spent 5 days in ICU due in part to tachycardia and excessive blood loss. Took 2 blood transfusions. Discharged 3 days later with temporary ileostomy. Epic trouble in…
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So good.
How in the WORLD did I miss this when it happened? Parks & Recs, Late Night w Jimmy Fallon, Amy Poehler, Singing, Dancing, funny people… GAH! Looping on my computer right now…
I remember watching this for the first time online because it was like3 days after I’d had to cancel my cable and like blah blah don’t whine but I was at a shitty, unemployed bummer place but watching this was the happiest thing I’d ever seen. This HAPPENED. I love every single person involved.
rand0mflora:spiffypop:monkeyaround92:ofunicorndust:isagrimorie:falulatonks:
the casts of Parks and Recreation and Late Night with Jimmy Fallon
6bee - We’re Not Gonna Take
