for those with a short attention- Oh look, something shiny for my nest!
brettgelman:

Look here Timmy!  Look at your fucking grandpa you little pussy!  This is how you eat spaghetti and drink beer like a motherfucking man!

brettgelman:

Look here Timmy!  Look at your fucking grandpa you little pussy!  This is how you eat spaghetti and drink beer like a motherfucking man!

zachlinder:

A great piece from last Sunday’s Times.  I credit Reiner & Brooks’ 2000-Year-Old Man performances with influencing the majority of my sense of humor.  If you’re a comedy nerd, but you’ve never heard these, you owe it to yourself to get your hands on a copy.  This stuff was truly groundbreaking for improvisation and comedy overall.

Classic in every sense of the word.

oldhollywood:

“I am a real ham. I love an audience. I work better with an audience. I am dead, in fact, without one.”
-Lucille Ball (photo by Philippe Halsman, via pbs.org)

oldhollywood:

“I am a real ham. I love an audience. I work better with an audience. I am dead, in fact, without one.”

-Lucille Ball (photo by Philippe Halsman, via pbs.org)

oldhollywood:

Stills from The Temptress (1926, dir. Fred Niblo, starring Greta Garbo)

oldhollywood:

Stills from The Temptress (1926, dir. Fred Niblo, starring Greta Garbo)

dailyotter:

Via

channel-z:

Patti Smith - Because the Night

Smith sings a Bruce Springsteen penned song.  1978.  How could this be anything except incredibly fucking good?

Beagle
As promised.
patbaer:

I understand that this is considered some people’s wet dream.
To them I say: “You’re welcome”.

Thank you, Pat.  I will attempt to locate a beagle pic for you.

patbaer:

I understand that this is considered some people’s wet dream.

To them I say: “You’re welcome”.

Thank you, Pat.  I will attempt to locate a beagle pic for you.

(via willzone)

dunford:

bestofwikipedia:

Mamihlapinatapai is a word from the Yaghan language of Tierra del Fuego, listed in The Guinness Book of World Records as the “most succinct word”, and is considered one of the hardest words to translate. It describes “a look shared by two people with each wishing that the other will initiate something that both desire but which neither one wants to start.” (via Martin)